Why President Bush Needs a Media Trainer
In this Issue
1. Is Your Boss as Stupid as President Bush?
2. Starting an E-Commerce Site for Women
3. Resources for Entrepreneurs and Marketers
4. Quote of the Week
5. Join Our Forum
6. A Little Fun
7. Smell the Coffee
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1. Is Your Boss as Stupid as President Bush?
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Over the past week, I have listened to the continuing saga
of Cindy Sheehan, mother of a fallen 24-year-old U.S.
soldier, who is protesting the Iraq war in Crawford, Tex.
where President Bush is spending his vacation at his ranch.
The media jumped on the story and Sheehan has been quoted by
CNN saying, "I want to ask the president, 'Why did you kill
my son? What did my son die for?'" while Sheehan's
supporters chant, "W. killed her son!"
President Bush thus far has refused to meet with Sheehan.
And the media is all over the story. Had he met with her
immediately, the story would be old news. Now it drags on
and his popularity is taking a nose dive into the toilet.
He's made all the classic PR mistakes, hasn't he? First, he
ignored the situation— probably thinking it would go away.
Then he sent his underlings out to talk to Sheehan and the
growing number of protesters. Of course, all that did was
fuel the fire. Now he's back in the "ignore it; it will go
away" mode.
If your boss (or you!) has created a stupid crisis like
President Bush has, what should you do to stop the crisis
train from rolling on and on? And how can you avoid it in
the first place?
If you were around during the Tylenol crisis in 1982, you
know that Johnson & Johnson handled it—against the wishes
of its attorney—perfectly. They immediately pulled all
the product from the shelves and took responsibility. They
spoke openly to the media about the crisis and what they
planned to do to solve the problem. They took action and
openly told everyone what they were doing. If we all
followed their path, we'd be in much better shape. You can
read a summary of the crisis, along with other scandals that
weren't handled as well.
It's pretty obvious that President Bush is going to have to
meet with Cindy Sheehan to make this crisis go away. A
mother who loses her child isn't going to give up and go
back home without getting satisfaction, is she? The only way
I can think of that the President might be able to avoid
this is to have his wife invite her in for tea and a
compassionate conversation while the President is occupied
elsewhere on a national crisis. And that would still be
iffy.
In an hour-long recorded teleseminar, "In a Media Crisis,
Your Lawyer Will be Wrong," Publicity Hound Joan Stewart and
Clarence Jones discuss lots of ways to handle media crises.
You'll discover:
- Why it's ridiculous not to comment about a lawsuit that's filed against you
- Why it's even more ridiculous to think saying "no
comment" will make the media go away
- Why "no comment" implies "I'm guilty as hell"
- The one thing you don't to do because if you do, it will get you on the 11 o'clock news and make you look like a fool
- And lots more...
Learn all about this teleseminar and buy the CD or
downloadable transcript.
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2.Starting an E-Commerce Site for Women
Last week, subscriber Michelle Weigman wrote to me because
she needs some help. She said, "I want to start an e-commerce site for female entrepreneurs. I am an idea-a-
minute person I and want to be successful the first time out
without having to retool the website. What do I need to
consider to make this a successful venture?"
And Lois says...
First, I think you have to niche your target market smaller.
All women is a very broad category and it will be hard to
gain and keep the interest of such a diverse group. How
about choosing Boomer women or new mothers?
You didn't say whether your site will be an informational
site or a physical product site. If you aren't into packing
and shipping products, then an informational site is
probably an easier way to go. Plus, there's less expense to
producing the products. So let's look at what you need
for that. You'll need:
Have you ever used Google or Yahoo? Now use them to make
real money. Discover the system that allows everyday
people to achieve top search-engine rankings without
spending a fortune.
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4. Quote of the Week
"Meow. Purr. Purr. Purr."
~Abelgirk
1992-2005
What's your definition of success?
Email your comments to me.
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5. Join Our Forum
Let's help each other get to the next level. Join our FREE
FORUM now and start talking.
Learn how other successful women have created and built
their companies. Chat with them in our Success Secrets
of Women Entrepreneurs forum. Ask a question, find a
resource, or help someone else analyze their business idea.
Success Secrets of Women Entrepreneurs forum
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6. A Little Fun
In honor of Abelgirk (my cat), here are some cat jokes from
http://www.moggies.co.uk
- Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He
set a new lap record.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
- What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One
has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause
before the pause.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley
cat?
A peeping tom.
- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many
cheetahs.
- What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
- What did the freshman computer science major say when he
was told that the work stations had mice?
"Don't you have a
cat?"
- What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw
Enforcement.
- Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go
to court?
For kitty littering.
- Why did the litter of communist kittens become
capitalists?
Because they finally opened their eyes.
Be sure to visit our past jokes and trivia at:
Marketing Jokes and Trivia and Fun Stuff
Take a look. You'll have fun!
Help keep the smiles coming...please send me your marketing, PR or sales jokes. I'll be happy to give you credit and list your website! Email me.
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7. Smell the Coffee...
It's been a sad few days. On Friday, my 13-year-old, most
favorite cat ever, Abelgirk, developed congestive heart
failure and was in such distress, I had to let him go. That
was very tough for me and for my daughter, Erin. The rest of
the family wasn't so close to him, but they will all miss
him, too.
On a happy note, today is Erin's birthday. She's 28 and must
be an adult because she actually has to work on her birthday
for the first time in her entire life. Throughout her
childhood she was, of course, always off school (because
it's summer here in August), and I almost always took the
day off, too. Then she began to work, but she has always
managed to take the day off. This time, however, she has too
many projects going on and responsibilities she must take
care of. So she's throwing her own birthday party at work,
and after work, as a matter of fact. (That's a woman after
my own heart! I've been known to do that, too.)
Don and I are really enjoying Jazz in the Park since we
discovered it. We took our picnic supper and had fun on
Thursday while listening to a group from Charlottesville,
Va. We spent the weekend around home, watching movies and
eating good food.
I hope your weekend was full of fun, too. Have a good and
profitable week.
Peace & Light,
Lois
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